so I just gained a new job at a holistic health food grocery store and when I went on my brake I went to go buy a couple of things and after I checked out my items the check out lady was like “enjoy your lunch” and I’m like “you too…” not thinking but thinking automatically that she said “enjoy your day” but she really said “enjoy your lunch” so I just looked down and walked away fast.

I just hope that one day someone will love my eccentric, odd, uneven, goofy, awkward self. but until then…


stay weird my fellow eccentrics. I salute thee.